Quase desistindo

Se cães e gatos tivessem diários...

o diário do cão:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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o diário do gato:

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

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Unicamp extremamente cansativa e deprimente, muito aprofundada sobre todos os assuntos.

e eu preciso de algum passa-tempo para quebrar a monotonia cada vez maior desses dias cansativos de espera de resultados, estou pensando em começar a fazer uma lâmpada/lamparina movida a vento(não é muito difícil nem caro de se fazer e passa bem o tempo)

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a alguns segundos de chover, minha ignorante vizinha resolve lavar a calçada...

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mês que vem reciclo as camisetas do Einstein, farei, provavelmente, um colete(para experimentação) e bichinhos de pelúcia(talvez eu faça um cubo grande para servir de almofada).

Também quero fazer uma caixa com desenhos personalizados para armazenagem de minhas cartas de Magic e acho que vou programar um dia nerd o mais cedo possível.

Caso você leia isto sapo, eu vi na internet mais detalhes sobre cartas de anula e suspender e eu posso, sim, anular cartas com a habilidade suspender quando elas entram em jogo(após os turnos do suspender) pois neste momentos elas são mágicas como qualquer outra.